🐾 Title: A Royal Introduction (From Me, Gwen)
By Gwen – Trufflepot Gang Member, Farm Supervisor, Biscuit Enthusiast

Well, well, well… look who’s wandered into my corner of the internet.

First things first — I’m Gwen. Bulldog. Boss. Biscuit-lover. Supreme Snorer. You may know me as the beating heart of Westrop Farm (and if you didn’t, consider yourself educated). I’ve finally decided it’s time to speak directly to my fans — and possibly warn the rest of you.

Here’s what you need to know about me:

– I’m not to be woken from naps unless it’s urgent. “Urgent” includes snacks, belly rubs, or a squirrel on the loose.
– I run this farm. Yes, the others think they help. That’s cute.
– I absolutely did not eat Reggie’s emergency cheese stash. There’s no proof.
– I have a civilised bark, a terrifying growl, and a bark-sneeze combo that could topple a goose.

I’ll be popping in here now and then to share my thoughts, observations, and possibly a few life lessons. Like how to secure the comfiest spot on the sofa without even trying. Or why biscuits are a legitimate food group.

For now, I’ll leave you with this:
If you want to make a good impression with me, bring snacks. If you want to make a great impression, bring two.

Until next time — stay calm, stay crumb-free, and keep an eye on Reggie.

Toodlepip,
Gwen 🐾

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